Modesty is the Best Policy

it was my birthday celebration yesterday night. my family left me for a jakarta holiday. so im all alone. i wanted to celebrate with my close friends, but then again, they have daily jobs to keep (ohh..how thoughtful). so i went out with my best bud to bangsar.

initially i wanted to dance until my leg give up, sadly we're too exhausted. so we decided to drive around the town. with the bimmer, i PIMPed the road. girls in jazz, gen2, wira, kancil etc.. looked as if saying, "oh.. i want to be in that car!"

conclusion
with a hole in a pocket, you can get "KFC chicken wings" by saying hi, as long as you drive a BMW 7 series. what a shallow world.

*KFC chicken wings = chicks = hot/slutty/sexy/ girls

ps: happy bday to me, happy bday to me, happy bday to hazlan, happy bday to me.
pss: 24, what have i achieved? nothing significant.
psss: we met kristen dunst at suzy corner. for you my dear, i will become a spiderman anyday (crawling around your body, hahaha)

About a Girl

There's a beautiful girl,
who'd called in the middle of the night asking me to marry her.

There's a classy girl,
who'd call me and bitch about everything, daily.

There's a fan girl,
who'd email/call me asking what's my next project.

There's a liberal girl,
who'd invite me to some drinking party.

There's a government girl,
who'd tell me, i should run a political campaign and promote peace.

There's also an 18 year old designer girl,
who drew me in tux and telling me this is how i should dress up everyday.

The last, sexy chinese girl,
wants to go out on a date.

sorry girls, i just dont have feelings for any of you. im neither gay nor by. im just not in the mood.

The medic girls,
I called them thousands of time, non are interested.. HahHaha

Girls Night Out

yesterday i went out with my tkc friends in kepong, part of the dialog was,

eddie: carrefour is on my left, jusco is on my right so where do i go ?
N: hold on, no i cant imagine! take it this way, once you see kfc, you'll see a stretch of road.

eddie: oh? i can see a number of roads from here. so which is which?

goodness heaven. N, you should get "Dummies Guide to Giving Direction". i highly doubt they have it on shelf though. seriously you need to learn giving PROPER direction. the way to S's house is easy, you made it difficult. hehe, jgn marah

anyway, they're one fantastic bunch of people id say. there were, S (who's getting married this weekend, congrats!), N (some teacher), A (a tutor in pahang) and S (utm kl grad). we laughed and made fun of each other (biase la tu). not to forget making fun of others too (ni N mmg pakar). i had fun and a pleasant time. Great seeing you girls ;)

reached home 15minutes to 1am and noticed i have tonnes of work to do! stayed up till 5am. time flies. i woke at 830am. i miss my sleep, (which i dont get very often these days)